Got this in an email from a friend in VT and thought it was too cute not to pass on or post. It was titled final thoughts for 2007, but we're halfway through January so thought I'd make them thoughts to start the new year.
TOP TEN THOUGHTS FOR 2008
Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but
you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals
dying of nothing.
Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial
tax cut saves you $0.30?
Number 2
In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among
the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't got a clue as
to where terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of
Agriculture in charge of anti-terrorism.
And the BONUS thought for today
"Life is like a jar of hot peppers
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow".
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1 comment:
I like the #1 thought...but if it makes sense, you KNOW we're not legally allowed to pursue it. :)
Thanks for sharing!
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